Friday, March 31, 2006

Nurse Dogs

At first glance,
one sees the classic "Man's Best Friend" thing...
how touching...
their owner, miserable with a cold....
they stay by her side...
to encourage and support her
through this time of Disgust.

But, look again.

True, they've been with her constantly..
but, not because of that
Dog Loyality crap. . . . . .


It's all because of kleenex!
Thats what they love.
A fresh box for them is
nothing more than a PEZ dispenser.

From the first nose blow
in the morning,
these tissue eating cur
stay glued to their infected owner
all day.....
for the only thing BETTER
than fresh kleenex.

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